March 3, 2009 • No Comments

I don’t know where to start, so I think I’ll take “People Whom Justin Timberlake Either Has Dated, Or Is Dating, Who Refuse To Do Their Hair And Who Wear Weirdly Constructed Bridal-Looking Gowns To The Oscars” for $200, Alex:
Tragically, this photo does not quite do justice to how mangy and faintly greasy her hair looked, like she threw it into a half-updo right after she finished a rigorous course of squat-thrusts and lunges. Do we think maybe J.T. is to blame? After dating Pop-Star Britney when she was spit-shined and squeezed into bikinis with snake accessories, maybe he’s decided he prefers his girls a little rumpled.

The dress itself doesn’t get any more interesting when you see the whole thing, either:
I don’t much care for how it appears to be sticking out its giant white tongue at me. Do not mock me, Tedious Garment. Didn’t your mother, who I assume is still on the rack at David’s Bridal, teach you it’s not polite to do that? It’s not my fault you are so drab and unimaginative that someone stuck a burp cloth on the front and called it a ruffle. Humph.
March 3, 2009 • No Comments

Up bright and early in the morning, Miranda Kerr looked a bit tuckered out as she left 2Day FM radio station in Sydney, Australia on Tuesday .
There for an interview ahead of her David Jones winter collection launch catwalk duties later in the day, the Victoria’s Secret beauty then headed off to get ready for what’s sure to be a long night.

Aside from her David Jones appearance, Miss Kerr is also currently speculated to be the new fashion ambassador for Australia.

“I think its a flattering thing and if anyone wants to talk to me about it I’d be open to suggestions,” she told press.
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Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Doutzen Kroes gets completely naked in V-Man #13 Magazine, which I’ve never heard of before but clearly merits your annual subscription.

See, it’s numbered like a comic book (score), and it’s filled with pictures of completely naked unattainable women.


Looks like someone finally did something with the Audio Visual Club’s suggestion box! Be on the lookout for Storm Trooper helmets roomy enough for headgear any day now.
March 3, 2009 • No Comments

Wearing an exquisite Oscar de la Renta gown, Jessica Biel played host at the 81st Academy Awards Scientific And Technical Awards Ceremony in Beverly Hills on Saturday night (February 7).
Held inside The Ballroom of the Beverly Wilshire Hotel, Miss Biel honored numerous awards recipients including animation legend/Pixar co-founder Ed Catmull, who took home the first annual presentation of the year.
During the night’s festivities, Biel, 26, told the crowd that “she’s far from tech-savvy but has been steadily learning about equipment used behind the scenes on her films,” AP reports tell.

Talking about the animated movie genre, Jessica told the night’s guests, “They’re so emotional. And most of the Pixar films, I usually laugh, cry, am frightened. Those types of movies could and should — if they’re good enough — win an Oscar. Why not?”
March 3, 2009 • No Comments

She’s got a sure-to-be hit movie “He’s Just Not That Into You” opening up in theaters today, and Jennifer Aniston just keeps on lining up new projects.
The former “Friends” star, who appeared on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno” last night, has announced that she’ll be starring in a new movie called “The Baster”.

Co-starring Jason Bateman, “The Baster” is a comedy centering around “a fella (Jason) who learns that his best pal (Jen) is planning to have a baby through artificial insemination. So he does what any normal person would do… he replaces her donor’s semen with his own so that he’s secretly the real father!”
Not only will Miss Aniston be starring the new movie, which begins filming this spring, but she’s also signed on as the movie’s producer.